There was a segment on the news about internet safety and they were saying stuff like “Keep up with your kid on the internet.” and “Check what they’re doing and who they are talking to.”
My Mom looked at me and I looked back for a moment.
Then I smiled real big and started to hand my computer to her like “Hey Moooom, want to see what I’m doing right now on the internet? You want to see what’s on my computer. Hey, look I’m roleplaying…want to me to teach you what shipping is?”
She was just like “Absolutely not. I never ever want to know what you do on the internet.”